Most of the year cleaning is not at the top of our list of activities. Make no mistake, we are clean and orderly but there’s always so much more we’d rather be doing than scrubbing, sweeping and dusting. But today, today is different! March 20th is the official first day of spring and yes, we have caught the cleaning bug. But not all circumstances are the same, and here at Krrb HQ, the urge to clean has struck for a multitude of reasons.
The first that has got us all buzzing over here is our “Sell Everything Contest.” We’ve always dreamed of selling everything—our bikes, beds, showers, sifters, roller skates, hair rollers, and the container that holds all of this stuff, our houses—and beginning again. But from that initial urge to de-acquisition, our paths diverge. And because we are a competitive lot by nature, a little rift has broken out here in the office: Who can sell the most stuff?
Help us decide by buying our stuff! And get involved yourself by selling your own stuff! It’s fast, easy, and oh so fun. Sell everything. Win big. Be happy! Thanks Bobby McFerrin!
In This Corner, Hailing from Brooklyn, New York, Standing at 25 Inches and Weighing in at a Manageable 17 lbs: Baby
You should buy my parents stuff because they need more cash and more space to make room for all my toys, diapers and baby accoutrements that mom claims she needs. And since what I say goes, it won’t make any sense to me if you don’t do what I tell you to. So I’ll give you this one warning before I cry! –Baby
Find it all here: Krrb.com/gomeatyourself
In This Corner, Calling Manhattan (of course), New York Home, Standing at 6’1″ and Weighing in at a Whopping 190 lbs: Man
Listen, I’ve got a lot of stuff. I’m a grown man. I’ve been collecting crap (and not crap) since I was 18. I gotta get rid of some of this stuff. Help me out! Sure, I’m just gonna get more stuff and the cycle will repeat itself but I need a freshening up. Plus, I’m not gonna be beat by no baby! –Man
Find it all here: Krrb.com/andrewwagner
Make Your Voice Heard
So go ahead and make your voice heard and your vote count by checking out the corners of Man and Baby. And if acquiring is too daunting, then by all means, sell everything. There may even be a brand spanking new iPhone in it for you.