Krrb is a great place to find everything and anything secondhand, handmade and vintage. We can only imagine how these finds ended up on the classifieds in the first place. Whether or not you were looking for these unusual listings, The 5 Strangest Listings on Krrb This Week are for sale, each in need of a new home.
This week we’ve got a scary marionette, a dog poop bag dispenser and a naked lady hood ornament. Let’s go!
Vintage Hazelle’s Talking Marionette in Nunda, IL
What’s creepier than an old marionette? I used to think the answer was nothing but it turns out I’m wrong. The answer is an old, talking marionette. This would give me nightmares but it would probably make a nice gift for a child who is interested in puppetry! The child can have hours of fun making this little guy talk and then accidentally summon an evil spirit that will live inside the marionette, similar to a Child’s Play kind of situation. Totally plausible. – $75
Purple Dog Poop Bag Dispenser in Brooklyn, NY
Nothing says class like hanging a dog pooping on your wall! He’s purple and made from recycled scrap wood. Unfortunately, I’m too allergic to know the true love and affection one can receive from a dog. I imagine that if I had a dog though, I would gladly hang a poop bag dispenser that looks like a pooping dog on my wall! – $120
Nude Lady Hood Ornament in Micanopy, FL
Now on to the true art! This naked lady hood ornament is going to turn your boring car into a piece of artwork that you can ride in. Just imagine, cruising down the highway with the wife and kids while everyone glares at you enviously because of your hood ornament. It’s a dream come true. – $99
1940’s Medical Model of Human Body in Brooklyn, NY
Are you a doctor?!? I thought so. You’re definitely going to want this 1940’s medical model of a human body. So it doesn’t come with any of the organs, who cares! Just point out to all of your patients where their organs should be. They’ll understand. – $450
Upcycled Bulls Purse in West Town, IL
Finally, we’ve got this dope upcycled Chicago Bulls purse. You’ll look as cool as Michael Jordan himself sporting this fresh purse by your side. It’s a real slam dunk! – $98
There it is folks. New Year, new strange listings for you to purchase on Krrb! Let us know in the comments what strange thing you’ve bought!